Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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