Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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