My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Who died my cat blue again?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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