He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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