i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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