windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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