yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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