Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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