Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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