Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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