You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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