im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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