Girls should come with a carfax report
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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