I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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