we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
