the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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