You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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