My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
