so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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