Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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