You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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