your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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