Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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