I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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