he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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