i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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