is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
i now understand why vodka
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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