so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
MIDGETS
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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