peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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