just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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