i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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