Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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