stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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