The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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