Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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