absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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