hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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