Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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