what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Drunk is not a location!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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