honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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