I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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