i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Farmville is her only friend.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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