I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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