So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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