All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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