sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Alive.
So much puke
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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