my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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