so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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