Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sext me about skeletons
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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