He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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