It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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