There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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